I got-Me: I know. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Sign up to follow me here! A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying. my 7yo: wow that was a long time ago do you think shes still alive? My 6-year-old: What's the difference between a barracuda & a shark?Me: When a barracuda is near, you'll hear a guitar riff. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! #17 Wouldn't that be nice? Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. [Watching our kids play]My wife: They are so weird, right?Me: I don't even notice anymore. 7 showed me things he wanted to buy on amazon. Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication. Getting someone pregnant makes you a father. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Sept. 17-23) "Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddler's toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce." By Caroline Bologna Sep 23, 2022, 03:42 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. The worst part of leaving the grocery store is the text from your wife asking if you are still at the store as you drive away. May 20, 2022, 04:36 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Not you AND your baby!" Him: how do you take your coffee?Me: in large quantities, Autocorrect changed Hows your day? to Hows your fat? in a message to my wife and THANK GOD I caught it. Spring Break is imminent, and there's nothing you can do about it. You will need a ton of stuff, you just wont know what it is until you desperately need it at 2am and then you will order it online. his cart showed $984.31 and i acted as if i had to defuse a bomb. The 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets! Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! Thats what keeps the joints gliding. If you ever feel like your kindergarteners questions are not overstimulating you enough, chaperoning a field trip with your child and 22 other kindergarteners might be right for you. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddlers toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce. Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) January 15, 2022. was playing "restaurant" with my five year old and she was confused why the waiter isn't the person waiting for food and well. Took my daughter and her best friend to dinner and a show with endless snacks and sodas but we didnt get ice cream afterwards so naturally this night will forever be known as that night you didnt get us ice cream., 80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when youre supposed to be mad. These funny tweets definitely help alleviate growing pains. Lets see if I can actually get him there on time. I typed my symptoms into DadMD and it said, Youll live., 5 during the queens funeral:I cant wait to marry Prince George and be queen of the worldWhen do they all have lunchI wonder if they keep snacks in those big furry hatsWhen Im queen Ill tell my servants to bring me a cheese bagelMummy can you bring me a cheese bagel. Very frustrated. We just need to figure out what to do with the other one now, My kid made me a gift and then sternly warned me dont lose it, I want to put it on your body when youre dead, so I have that to look forward to. I know my 4yo found the gallon of ice cream I bought because I heard him yell across the house YES WE GOT A FULL TANK OF ICE CREAM!!. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! My 1yo is starting to get mad at this baby that keeps staring at her. i have failed you. Mom A at the park: We allow 1 hour of screen time a weekMom B: We are a screen-free homeMe: My daughter named her new doll PBS Kids Dot Org. Jan. 23, 2023, 7:30 AM PST / Source: TODAY. This reminds me of the time we applied for a fancy preschool and at the info meeting one of the parents asked is it ok if my child is bilingual? pic.twitter.com/bYJs2xhK6M. at what age do kids realize its gross to drink their own bath water because the answer isnt six, Getting a kid to leave a waterpark is like getting a drunk friend to leave the bar at closing time, they always have a reason to stretch it out, 9yo, after giving my husband a heartfelt handmade Father's Day card: "They made us do that for school, that wasn't my idea.". Wife: *Gives me her password to log into one of her accounts*Me: Nice work with picking a random password.Wife: Its our anniversary. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Helping the 5yo look for her harmonica which is currently in my pocket because this aint my first rodeo. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Just watched our 5 month-old roll from front-to-back-to-front, and Im suddenly keenly aware that OMG THEYRE GOING TO START MOVING SOON AND EVERYTHING IN OUR HOUSE IS A DEATHTRAP. 5yo: NO I DOOOOONT *tantrums harder*. My toilet is smoking. I didnt listen. Like exhaustation. Last night at dinner my 6 year-old asked me what the most dangerous shark was and I said 'The Loan Shark' so naturally I received an email from his teacher this morning. Janene #1 Ok, that's adorable My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. Whenever my kid is about to do something hes not supposed to he says, dont look at me, and thats how I know hes not cut out for a life of crime. My kids love taking turns, for example, they take turns pushing down the garbage so neither one of them has to take it out. She immediately said Why not 3? and honestly its a great question, will talk to my wife about it tonight. pic.twitter.com/fCE3Wkp1XS, Nothing like your child waking you up in the night because her stuffed unicorn is looking at her funny. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Oh look, its the time of night when I make all the wrong dietary choices. from the couch. It was so cute that he thought it was for him. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! My sons friend came over for dinner. Blasted some Nirvana to do some cleaning, immediately started air drumming and head banging and my 12 y/o daughter walked up to me with a concerned look on her face and asked me, Are you ok? like some kind of Boomer trying to bring me down. My pregnant wife asked for an Oreo so I brought her a single Oreo. do not hit that submit button. [After dropping a container of blueberries all over the floor] 8 y/o: See! I got mad. How do I get my child to stop playing with my belly fat in public? Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on . Some highlights:"Remember that feeling of complete love that you get when you hold your baby. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! Activities outside of your home cost money, and only iPads will satiate them when they're at home. News U.S. News World News Business Environment Health Coronavirus Social Justice. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. I dont care anymore if hes singing Old McDonald in this Safeway. 90% of parenting is crumb identification. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. Wishing you all a good weekend! 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. some parenting moments NO ONE can prepare you for, like the day your adorable baby runs to your arms and says mommy I have to show you something so special to me! and she leads you to the bathroom and unveils her incredibly special and disturbingly gigantic mound of poop. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. I demanded a snack then sat on the floor and cried when she gave me one, left legos randomly all over the floor and tried to flush a Barbie doll down the toilet. Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. You might be lucky enough to take the week off of work, but even if you get that, you must find something to keep your kids occupied. Here are some of the best tweets I've come across this week. ", Dentists be like, The earliest we can get you in is today at 1 or a Tuesday afternoon 6 months from now., Nothing says '80s parenting like my mom taping my bangs to my forehead to cut them in a straight line, Nothing hurts your feelings like accidentally opening the front-facing camera. Is there actually a parent out there setting her alarm 20 minutes before the kids wake up just so she can have hot coffee and peace or is that just a myth like the unicorn or the kid who listens? Follow her on Twitter and Instagram. i forgot to set the trash can out and missed the pick up. I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. My cousin had a baby and my father is giving advice on fatherhood. My 7yo, "I wanted to go out to eat with you! Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Wtf I fell in love and now I gotta. 5 min read. My parenting style can best be described as whatever works in the moment, My kids think the LMFAO song is Im 16 and I know it, so now theyre singing it but swapping in their own ages, my daughter just dyed her hair turquoise and apparently has no idea that she's subjected herself to months of me asking if she's still feeling blue, I bet itd be nice to be as rich as my kids clearly think I am. The kids harmonizing to We Dont Talk About Bruno in the backseat sounds nice theoretically but theyve changed the words to We Dont Talk About Buttcheeks. My girls made plans to go out to eat at a pretend restaurant, and my 5yo showed up with her baby. 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. Birds are chirping. So excited for my kids to go back to school and I especially like the part where they bring home a new illness for the next month. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? I put together a new Hot Wheels set with my 5yo and he said he was so excited that he might start crying! There are those who say, Ill just do it later, and those who say, Ill do it now so I dont have to do it later, and they marry each other. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Is it leave her in the woods? Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. I feel like Ive really grown as a person already this year. ", My kid just turned 4 so I keep telling her things like: 4 year olds always clean up their toys after their done playing, and 4 year olds always eat everything on their plateso far its working but I suspect my time is limited. Just sell the vehicle. My kids are piercing their baby dolls' ears, and after much debate they decided against lip rings because - and I quote - ' , ' 10. Part of HuffPost Parenting. PARENTING PSA: All 4th-graders are narcs. We serve 6 different types of potatoes, everyone brings their books, and we read.Genius! My 8yo keeps referring to the Statue of Puberty instead of the Statue of Liberty, and I'll never call it anything else ever again. - Parents, everywhere, I need to buy a teacher gift that says, "I'm sorry my son hit you in the face with a shoe.". I am like reeallly good at getting old. 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid?Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent.8: It's Mom. My kid could break a window and they would be like, "Way to go, buddy! It's my daughter's birthday today, so naturally she woke me up at 5 am instead of 6 am to guarantee I was the first one to wish her Happy Birthday. It's time to grab the beverage of your choice, shove the pile of clean laundry off your side of the bed, and settle in for a laugh with your fellow parents! "Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. ". Because shes in the livingroom. This is how the argument started. Wait, why are they jumping? Allison Slater Tate is a freelance writer and editor in Florida specializing in parenting and college admissions. She smiles at the baby and the baby smiles back. Secretly bending the hose your kid is using so the water stops flowing then suggesting that the hose must be broken and encouraging them to look inside as you release the pressure and set Old Faithful off in their face makes you a dad. WAIT, IS A WOLF GOING TO EAT THEM? Spring Break is simply a preview of what's to come after Memorial Day. he looked up from his book & calmly said " Oh I just don't have anything to say to that woman". 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! unless theres ice cream later. When you find something fun and exciting for them to do, they also get bored. My 9yo very disappointed, "it's rigatoni learn your pasta." Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez @johndavids_635 Kids cough like this but you wanna open up schools???? 25 of the Funniest Tweets About Life With Preschoolers, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week. My 9YO is half way done sharing her dream which she started narrating last Monday. Enjoy. Last night I heard her muttering to herself he should be asleep, its bedtime!, I live closer to my sons school now. Yay, summer! Im on a business trip and I get this text from my husband, I think the kids have hidden a hotdog in the house, but I cant find it. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato. They started fighting. Until I became a parent I had not seen another human cry cause they were not the first one to fart in the new year. Have a good weekend everybody! careful with that cursor son. My most transferrable skill between being a surgeon and parenting a newborn is my ability to eat an entire lunch in about 45 seconds. Because, you know, it was a really good box. Im pretty sure they were running a kitchen shop yesterday so Im very concerned about their legitimacy. Talking about whether shell get married some day and my 11 y/o daughter said she probably would so a puppy can bring the rings down the aisle on his back and this is already a better reason than many of my friends had for getting married. ". Youngest child: Here are the 7 pictures of me as a child. That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 16, 2022. My kids knew that. I worried my 2-year-old would be scared of the thunder but he wasnt because hes too busy.. I was feeling pretty good about myself until my daughter (a teacher) said for the 100th day of school they are dressing like 100 year olds and asked if she could look in my closet for something to wear. I'm getting popcorn. Wishing you all a good weekend! By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. My husband and son are farting on one another. Whenever my kid is about to do something hes not supposed to he says, dont look at me, and thats how I know hes not cut out for a life of crime. Sticks and stones may break my bones because my kid left them all over the living room floor, Is chicken the animal spelled the same as chicken the food? - my child, about to be shook. my kid is crying because theres no volume control on the blender and now were all crying because why isnt there? You really showed that glass! My 6-year-old: I can't sleepMe: If you count sheep jumping over a fence, it can relax your mind6: What color are the sheep? pic.twitter.com/OKw7fXDuXc, Me *overhearing my neighbor's 3 yr old daughter having a mega tantrum: So glad I'm past the toddler years Teen: Screams, slams their bedroom door, storms off down the stairs and screams one more timeAlso Me: The irony of this moment is not lost on me, Picked up my 6 yo from a play date and the first thing he said as we got in the car was THEY ARE DEFINITELY RICHER THAN WE ARE!!. 25 Funny and Relatable Tweets About Raising Boys, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service. I just threw out that really good box Id been holding onto for at least seven years. When I die just place a note on my casket for my kids that says yes, theres a $20 in my wallet.. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. I'd be happy with 10 pounds! I cannot possibly leave without my emotional support toothpick but I dont know where it is. My toxic trait is I want to work out once and lose 100 lbs. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. I was in the bathroom when my 5-year-old busted in there with a tambourine. 25 Of The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week, Heck, Maybe Ever by Brian Here are some of the funniest tweets from parents ever. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 31-Jan. 6) "My husband's version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' from the couch." By Caroline Bologna Jan 6, 2023, 04:27 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. She tries to hit the baby and it tries to hit back. 8: We only go. My daughter just asked me if Cinderellas shoe is such a perfect fit then why did it fall off so I enrolled her in the task force. To that end, every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Parenting means not saying anything when your kid squirts half a bottle of dish soap onto the sponge to wash one dish because its rare and you dont want to scare them away. My son has a shirt that says, "my dad . These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. ". My husbands version of helping out with the kids is yelling COME ON, GUYS! from the couch. My kid just said the only thing that can make me happy this morning is chocolate in case anyone needs a new life coach. Jun 24, 2022, 09:46 AM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Whether your child is two or 12, there's a funny relatable tweet out there to make you realize you're not alone. Because shes in the livingroom. Janene #1 You better believe it This baby in the mirror is real trouble. One thing Ive never understood about being a parent is how I can go to work and still find a kids sock in my coat pocket. Picked up my sons from school and stopped to get gas, invited them to get out of the car and learn how to do it. My 7-year-old son grabbed a big stick that was leaning against a building and a woman stopped him and told him it was her husbands stick so apparently this is something he might not grow out of. Played tag at an empty park with my 7 year old daughter and as she ran away from me screaming, I thought wow, this looks like a kidnapping. You can have kids or you can have a complete set of silverware. She is a proud Gen Xer, ENFP, Leo, Diet Coke enthusiast, and champion of the Oxford Comma. Nothing is sacred. Politics Joe Biden Congress Extremism Elections 2022 8: Hold that grape while I cut it.6: Ok! Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Feb. 18-24) "Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel." By Caroline Bologna Feb 24, 2023, 12:57 PM EST | Updated Feb 26, 2023 Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Hold on to it. I hate to disparage a small business but do not go to my daughter's nail salon pic.twitter.com/CszgDqN5pC. While in the tumble dryer a pair of my knickers got stuck to the Velcro pocket on my sons trousers and, when wearing the trousers, he didnt notice until hed walked to the bus stop, gone on the bus, and walked from the other stop to college. me: the kids have been home for 6 days in a row im ready for them to go back to school tomorrow school: TOO BAD WE ARE CLOSING BECAUSE THERES 40% CHANCE OF SNOW. Good morning to everyone except my husband, whose hand slipped while he was trying to pull up the blankets and smacked me in the face while I was sleeping. My mom suggested I drive carpool to hear about my teens life & now Im stuck driving around rank raging hormone bags who say things like did you and Jenny finally [sends text] and Im like DID YOU AND JENNY FINALLY WHAT? 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. [COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! Turn it off! Apparently we are going to try being a family that rolls all of our towels. My wife and I are currently in the longest "you do it" toilet paper game ever played. 7YO: Can I get a snack?Me: Are you feeling hungry?7YO: You dont need to be hungry to eat a cookie! Kids are terrifying. Top 20 Best Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! This funeral would be a lot more fun if we could go in the hot tubmy Jewish kid talking about the giant baptismal font in this church. And a sudden urge to eat crackers and chicken nuggets! It's too late to impress them. Its not like we pee our pants, wake up 40 times a night, wear our pajamas around all day and oh. People who don't have kids, what's it like to go an entire day without someone asking you, "What's your favorite dinosaur?". Janene #1 Why is this so true Get your kid a hamper so they have something to throw their dirty clothes near. She mortifies her four children by knowing all the trending songs on TikTok. I dont know why they call it a geriatric pregnancy. 8: It's Mom. Part of HuffPost Relationships. pic.twitter.com/LaYESO0aC8, I had a really annoying day. A kid at soft play asked about our family, and I told her my toddler had 2 mums. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! pic.twitter.com/hWtAjufSwa. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying, Rule #1 of the parenting code: it is now acceptable to use baby wipes to clean everything. 1. My daughter has an Instagram account now. She raises her hand at the baby and the baby raises its hand too. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. If we didnt have synovial fluid it would hurt to move! 5 min read. This what I see when I walked in. "Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddlers toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce. I came home after all that and my oldest, known to light candles in the bathroom, talkin bout some daddy, dont be mad. Apparently this was a gross miscalculation on my part, Forgot to wear a hazmat suit when cleaning out my sons backpack this morning and now I need a tetanus shot, Once I finished assembling the bookshelf my 7YO said, give your-shelf a pat on the back for a great jobNow, shes the Worlds Best Dad, My son just woke up from his nap SOBBING and I asked what was the matter and he said, still crying, I love trains.. That rolls all of our towels, Diet Coke enthusiast, and there 's nothing you do... 7 pictures of me as a kid: Hey, I & # x27 ; come! 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