MISS TRUNCHBULL grimaces as the purple spotlight leaves her. . . MATILDA Produced by the Royal Shakespeare Company, the musical had a debut run in Stratford for twelve weeks, beginning in November 2010 and running through January . Miss Honey's aunt. View All Characters in Matilda. Look at him go! My daddy says I'm his special little . . People don't like smarty-pants what go 'round That kids like me should be against the law. Well, Matilda Wormwood. MISS TRUNCHBULL sniffs and licks the air. MISS HONEY Their furniture is wheeled off the stage and a hat rack with MR WORMWOOD's hat and an umbrella is brought center stage. Join the revolt in this Broadway Junior adaptation of the Tony Award-winning hit! If I let this little girl fall? Whee! And . And even if you put in heaps of effort, And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! My hands are tied. You should be embarrassed. I think I'm gonna keep this on. Look at you trying to hide, silly. DOCTOR They say she's going to put me in Chokey! But I'm a barrelina Come along, Bogtrotter. And I shall crush you. A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. I'm not guilty! The desks descend into the ground. I'm the best! . Music and Lyrics by Tim Minchin. And you may sit and read while I teach the others, and, well, if you have any questions, I shall do my best to answer them. And I'm very sorry . MAN: I think he blinked. How dare they speak to me like that! What about the Russians? But I didn't do anything. But unleSs you want to suffer, listen up You have to stay inside the circle . My mummy says I'm a miracle, Excellent man. She's got no respect, that one. [His stomach growls.] ALICE and HORTENSIA have you read a whole book? MATILDA Please! When the hinges creak and the door is closed, Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical (2022) centers on Matilda Wormwood (Alisha Weir), a girl with big curiosity, a sharp mind, and a vivid imagination, and the worst parents (Andrea Riseborough and Stephen Graham) in the world, who attends a school run by an abusive headmistress, Miss Trunchbull (Emma Thompson). And I've told her all about you and your smarty-pants ideas. I don't believe Matilda's that kind of child at all. No "buts". as Matilda) and quickly decides that Matilda is her best friend. DOCTOR and CHILDREN You can read words. I don't know if my nerves will make it until tomorrow. If anything, caution in these situations is sensible. MISS HONEY Oh ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] A little less brains, a lot more hair. . He screams and turns around, hitting ERIC's cap against ERIC's desk. He did what you asked. YoU listen here, my dear, Used to compete in the Olympics, throwing the hammer! Yep! her knickers stayed stuck to the seat! Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! . We can have our cake and it it too! The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting. . She then sniffs her way across the room, following the former path of the spotlight. A child. . The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught by the Man Locked in a Cage will be performed, and performed this day, or . Dinners don't microwave themselves, you know! There's, erm . A little less zzz, a lot more zing. Are you smoking a cigarette? Can I ask you a question? You gotta be loud! MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. Here's what I think of your lovely [He starts pulling at the book as though to tear it apart.]. . [He takes out a cigar and takes hold of the baby.] 22. CHILDREN . MR WORMWOOD Everybody loves a little something exotic. One hundred and fifty-five brand new luxury cars, sir. Lights up. Yes. MATILDA: But time is the one thing no one is master of, and as time passed, and they grew quite old, and still, they had no child. WEEK AT A GLANCE: February 13-February 19, 2023. What is it? And so it was, they decided to perform the most dangerous feat ever known to man! Someone told her I did it, but I never! "Fair" does not get you anywhere, you thickheaded twit-brain! "Bambinatum est magitum." 'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history. Stop being pathetic, Jenny. Before I first heard the pealing of the bell. When all had quietened down, she stepped forward and produced . 2022, 1h 57min - Family, Comedy, Musical +2 Family, Comedy, Musical +2 Don't be pathetic! Gender: Female. guy . . And another door closes. Yes! Matilda? It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. . Hortensia . What? With Alisha Weir, Emma Thompson, Lashana Lynch, Stephen Graham. Do you think you could tell me what two times twenty-eight is? Oh, my lovely hair! Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. You missed it. A little less shh, a lot more schwing. [to MISS HONEY] You don't! Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? Alice has some solo lines, so. It is based on the children's novel of the same name by Roald Dahl. Oh, my good Lord. Stand back, son! MR WORMWOOD COMPANY Just because you find that life's not fair, it Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. . One of the novel's antagonists, Mr. Wormwood is Matilda and Michael 's father, and Mrs. Wormwood 's husband. . What? I'm sure you'd , MR WORMWOOD [She takes a mirror from the armchair.] It hovers above him. Oil of Violets hair tonic. "The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives. Children are maggots! . Dad said I'd learn the alphabet! . What've you done with his fingie? BRUCE MRS WORMWOOD walks back behind the curtain. Matilda tells the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination, dares to take a stand to change her story with miraculous results. She holds the hat out to him. People whispered that in her dark and brooding heart, she resented the sister, both her success and her love. But my mummy likes them! . Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos. [COUPLES I'll tell you when you are full. See! MISS HONEY From the grunt I had practiced for many a month? See more ideas about matilda quotes, matilda, quotes. and look at reading. You cannot see squat . Her mind is incredible. You gotta get up! [She wraps her hands around MATILDA.] CHILDREN 1 And instead of a musical fanfare, there was silence, as he solemnly strode into the room. MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS HONEY . MISS HONEY All right. Now, look at you, and look at me. "A contract was signed to perform this feat, and perform this feat you shall! That is the biggest hug in the world. February 24th 2023. . DOCTOR NIGEL MATILDA's classmates enter hesitantly from the front of the stage. Did I let myself go. Eight times two is sixteen. And what sort of teacher would I be MRS PHELPS screams and exits. This living 'eLl. Matilda knew she didn't have the strongest immune system. It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist. MISS TRUNCHBULL (Bruce!) MRS WORMWOOD "thinking". ALL GIRLS Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky! Instead, she's found me. You spend us into trouble and you expect me to get us out. AMANDA and ERIC This little girl needs somebody strong to fight by her side. 2022 | Maturity rating: PG | 1h 56m | Kids & Family Movies. MISS HONEY In the slip of a bolt, there's a tiny revolt. CHILDREN 1 MISS TRUNCHBULL BIG KID [BEN] AMANDA I am a princess! Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. She uses the umbrella to bring down the hat and starts lining it with glue.]. The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it. [She re-enters her bedroom and jumps onto the bed.] and the great performers would instantly oblige with the most spectacular show, just for them. It was like the entire world had gathered to see The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage. MISS HONEY MISS HONEY They never stood a chance. Join the StageAgent community The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN take up various positions around the stage and audience, pointing in every which way. MATILDA sits to the side, reading a book. Stop! And do you tell them lots of stories like you do with me? MISS HONEY ALL COUPLES: What? Great, big, question-asking . google_color_border="EDC7C2"; Oh, no, you are not "full". LOUD! MISS HONEYbeckons MATILDA to the back of the class. I didn't do anything! . I am off to bleach my roots . And, while you're at it, why don't you stick your stupid book to your stupid head? Good hair means a good brain. The less you have to say, the louder you yell it. Prettier barrelina! Er, what books did you read? Looks like rain. . . MISS HONEY is browsing the stacks. Yourself, Matilda? And yet, every single life, As a huge cloud of chocolate-y gas wafted from my mouth and drifted across the class. That's all right, Jenny. This miracle . . It was the biggest burp I had ever done. . RUDOLPHO Matilda began life as Roald Dahl's rollicking tale of an outrageously . After your first day of school! The couples and the children overlap the next two verses, as children split themselves among five couples and execute rote choreography. MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN What are you talking about? He rips out several pages and throws them dramatically on the ground. I'm Lavender, and I think it's probably for the best if we're best friends! MRS PHELPS Ah-ah-aah-ah I'm competing in the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships in Paris. . WOMAN: She's just delightful. . The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS take off their blazers and throw them on top of him. MR WORMWOOD kicks her out of the way, talking on the telephone. All right! MRS WORMWOOD Mrs Phelps? Can be played by a male or female. I chose looks! NIGEL MATILDA Look at that! Keep out of reach of children. No excuse, Bruce. Fourteen times two is twenty-eight. Or maybe your largeness And I will teach you a thing or two. Jun 15, 2018 - Explore Kristin Wichman's board "Matilda quotes" on Pinterest. MATILDA That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball. Your hair! Get on with it. Dosvedoo-dah. MR WORMWOOD The live stage adaptation takes place at Cambridge Theatre in London's West End and is booking throughout 2021 in to 2022. Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. Bye, Mrs Phelps! MR WORMWOOD grabs his suitcase and exits along with the lackey. WOMAN: And insightful. [She shoves ERIC out of his seat so MATILDA can stand on his desk.]. . If you sit around and let them get on top, you Forgotten, by everyone except, that is [She pulls her coat over her head.] MRS PHELPS enters. Matilda Wormwood! Oh, it's Miss Honey. Hortensia Alternate. Don't tell me. Every day starts with the tick of a clock. Wonderful. Read More. Have been trapped inside this cage for ages, Now, do any of you know any of your two times tables? MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST MR WORMWOOD You gotta get up and be loud! . What is your name? The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. Last week, I read quite a few. MRS WORMWOOD walks out from behind the curtain, heavily pregnant. Now, this is much harder, so don't worry if you don't get it. MISS HONEY laughs and exits down the stairs at the front of the stage. DOCTOR A table with the word "Contest" emblazoned on the side is wheeled in. Very supple. in a week. MRS WORMWOOD There is a spotlight on BRUCE as he begins to talk. This still, unbroken skin, How do you do this? The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN scurry away. You chose books. A bell rings. A major difference between the 2022 musical movie and the 1996 film is that the former contains several musical numbers straight out of the stage show. You just need to keep your feet inside the line. She is tired of living in fear under Miss Trunchbull. Don't listen to them. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. Of course they didn't believe me: I've got green hair! I have suffered in this jail. And Jenny's outside. This is one of the most beautiful children I've ever seen. MISS TRUNCHBULL's office, complete with her in a high-backed chair (facing the back of the stage) is wheeled in. Creep on back to that library of yours or something. Look at these trophies. Oh, my hair! Look at mummy. The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage has been . Please. Right. Oh, my good Lord! The tyrannical headmistress at Matilda's school who despises children. You have to put it right . Restores my faith in human kind. Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, And that's not a hint, by the way. Don't be disgusting! MATILDA MRS WORMWOOD [He stomps and crouches on the floor, pulling at his hat and making sounds of exertion. So you're Wormwood, are you? Nine times two is eighteen. You'll be punished so severely if you step out of line. I can feel it in my hips. MATILDA picks up various bottles from the vanity and reads from their labels. Leave it alone, Jenny. Nigel (Matilda the Musical) Alice (Matilda the Musical) Lavender (Matilda) Sickfic; Sick Character; Illnesses; Matilda loves her mummy; idk how else to tag this; Summary. MATILDA . I can't find his frank 'n' beans! [She exits down the steps and stops behind the first portion of the audience.] While her parents (Stephen Graham and Andrea Riseborough) content themselves with trashy TV and dodgy money-making schemes, she loves to lose herself in the pages of her beloved books. DOCTOR A little less fact, a lot more feel. Are you listening? Tess of the D'urbervilles . My mummy says I'm a miracle. MATILDA In . A weakling? And that's not right. Honest. Matilda Wormwood is an exception . The seed of a war in the creak of a floorboard. . The scene changes to the library. MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. Michael Wormwood - Male, Age: 10-15. I don't know. WOMAN: Well, take another! Matilda the Musical - Miracle Lyrics. . MISS HONEY exits behind the stacks as the library scene rolls in. The room freezes as MISS TRUNCHBULL starts to write the word "GUILTY" on the board. So go and put some highlights in your hair. Oh, yes. She holds up the final "10". Are you going to tell me a story or not? New York, NY, Linda Ray Even me. NIGEL, TOMMY MRS WORMWOOD Babes, I'm on fire, here! I did not! [She grabs a baton with a yellow ribbon attached to it and starts twirling to the music.] google_color_text="5F6A72"; It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.". So innocent I (R) asked a thousand questions, Claiming that they know stuff we don't know. abilities. Thirteen times two is twenty-six. . You have to stay inside the circle all the time. Go on, then! She sat down, and when she got up . No, Miss Trunchbull. MRS WORMWOOD "Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend, someone like the kind, courageous people in her books." - Roald Dahl, 'Matilda'. Then your mummy is a twit! This child doesn't have a "thingie" . You shall be destroyed. Every life is a miracle! WOMAN: That's right, honey. Vocal range: C3 - E4. That didn't happen. Oh, my word, he's an ugly little thing. ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE What are you waiting for? A 1950s housewife living with her husband in a utopian experimental community begins to worry that his glamorous company could be hiding disturbing secrets. MRS WORMWOOD front bottom. Eat. BRUCE turns around and burps for a full ten seconds. But I . MRS WORMWOOD The teacher's clearly falling short. See you next week. So, starting tomorrow, I shall bring a selection of very clever books that I think will challenge your mind. Did you hear what he said? And you won't be getting "right" there, oh no. MISS HONEY You show the little brat! The vanity rises again, signifying morning. READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY. I mean, what else? I've got my deal today with the Russians. A man in business simply cannot fail to get noticed when he looks like this. More than one. You're almost finished. The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS line up again. There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as . Bruce! . 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